Tuesday, April 04, 2006

أنواع الكسل و التبطح هالأيام ..

I came home last night after about .. 13 hours out, to find the whole place smelling like a godamn Garlic farm. If you know me you know what kind of clean freak I am..

My dad has decided to start eating raw garlic to control his blood pressure because he heard, god knows where (A Plague Upon their house!) that it does wonders to high blood pressure.

حدث و لا حرج...

الضغط عندي طق السما..

I threw a temper tantrum of epic proportions...

GARLIC!?!?!?

and the other day he was convinced he was getting a cold... I woke up at 5 am to the continuous screeching of a kettle and I find him standing over it inhaling its steam..
WHAT are you doing!! ..
He's like.. oh it's to kill the virus..

and I just stood there stumped.. wondering if it's the middle ages (actually they had apothecaries then.. so before that) if he bought his PhD, and if he'd gone daft and is intent on driving me there too..

Apparently the virus is an ice cube


I am going to LOSe my Fucking MIND!

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18 Comments:

aww..

oh well, atleast you're moving out soon.

By  confused arab chick, at 04 April, 2006 21:42  

I can imagine him..soo typical..
Get him from the pharmacy garlic capsules lol, it will solve the problem (hopefully)

By  Mystique, at 05 April, 2006 02:56  

Time for some incense.....

By  أبو سنان, at 05 April, 2006 06:27  

C.A.C:
Lets hope I move out to my new place and not an asylum ay?


Mystique:
That's the first thing I suggested! and he's like "laaa 6abee3y a7san".. I hit the roof with that and imagining that the house will be smelling like this daily.


Feras:
Ya5y lazim nshoflahom 7al..!

are you the same Feras? did you change your blog?


Raf:
At that hour all I saw was red and garlic.


Abu Sinan:
Incense will not work on that.. I spent 2 hours Lysoling the place.. if the garlic lowered his BP, the chemicals sure poisoned us some..

By  Trevelyana, at 05 April, 2006 09:28  

looooooooooooooooooooooooool loved the steam bit !!! thats hilarious !! ;p

By  Dr.Lost, at 05 April, 2006 10:34  

Lol. Classic

By  Sedna, at 05 April, 2006 13:43  

I can smell the garlic from here..

By  Sami, at 05 April, 2006 15:47  

Beware!
try to move out FAST, cause..
when Garlic comes,
raw Onions and the rest of the smelly stuff is sure to follow..
(i know what i'm talking about, my dad went thru that BP thingie two years ago)

By  SaudiEve, at 06 April, 2006 01:45  

Your Dad is RIGHT! :)

I like your dad!!!

By  iliveinq8, at 06 April, 2006 04:49  

Mmm, dad -too- believes in the garlic.. Anything we cook, has garlic =S
I only like it in a Shawrma, and i'd brush my teeth for ages afterwords =S

Missing u girl.. big time..

-Luck

By  Nouph, at 06 April, 2006 04:50  

Stories like this just ,make my yearning to move out, and be away from my folks even stronger.

By  Taqo, at 06 April, 2006 14:47  

ya7layla!

By  Baroque, at 06 April, 2006 17:04  

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By  Big N, at 06 April, 2006 19:52  

i surely do know what kind of clean freak u R!.

some times u just hav to ignore it other wise u will never get over it.
as they say " 5odeehum 3ala gad 3aglahum" period. seriously.

By  Big N, at 06 April, 2006 20:01  

DL:
Of course it's hilarious for you.. not so much for me after 3 hours of sleep.
Thanks for the message the other day.. brightened my day !


Sedna:
Have you been hanging around Krispy?


Sami:
Fragrant aint it?
Good news, I've nipped it in the bud. The garlic never made a comeback after my little tantrum show.


Feras:
I wasn't aware I was so in the know.. heh, but either way.. welcome back.


SaudiEve:
I'm too busy to move out these couple of weeks.. until then his pressure is just going to have to stay high. God forgive me.


i_LiVe_iN_Q8:
Then you come live with him.
Welcome dude.


Foof:
My kitchen is strictly man9'ar.. I think garlic should be abolished from the food pyramid.

Miss you too dude.. add me on this msn, I never go on the other one anymore because all these odd people add it.


Taqwa:
I wouldn't mind living with my mom. But I do need the time away.. and they know now that I moved out, I'm never moving back in.


Baroque:
heh.. sure y not.. he's still ..umm.. "daddy".


JS:
Where ya been hun? hope everything's well.
The sock thing must be linked to the Y chromosome, my dad does it too. I have a list of annoyances too.
I'm excited to be getting my place.. I just signed my lease. 3ogbalik! Come live with me.


Nithar:
I'm a girl though.. what's your excuse?

Ya I know.. I take you 3ala gad 3aglak don't I? heh... Welcome back.

By  Trevelyana, at 06 April, 2006 21:26  

Looool. You ALWAYS have "Away: Cleaning" as your status on Messenger and I never made much of it. But now it all makes sense.
Man I bet your dad is gonna miss you when you move out. Who's going to put in all that effort and sweat and hard work and clean his house like his daughter did?

By  ghoweljlsfqwef, at 07 April, 2006 11:32  

Heh.. that's only on Sundays!
I always feel the need to share my whereabouts on my away message..

Ya dude I'll miss him too. But I'm happy he's going home because I know he missed it.

By  Trevelyana, at 07 April, 2006 17:01  

Allah yi3eenna 3ala ba3ad hah..

You guys I have zero motivation to blog.

By  Trevelyana, at 08 April, 2006 17:12  

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