Monday, April 10, 2006

The female's orgasm last from 20-30 minutes.

The male's lasts 2-3 minutes.

Besides the obvious reasons (Y chromosome makes you deaf, incapable of getting the right groceries, and you've made keeping up a simple orgasm for more than 3 minutes evolutionarily impossible) .. the female in most other species is larger than the male, and after coupling (boy do I love that word).. the male must literally get away before the female devours him in the throes of passion (that too is a favorite, nothing like a lucid female while the formidable male is lost in said throes--such power.. but when we do, we consume you.. along with other hopefully more savory things).

So run boys.. run. Mwahaha.



**I just wanted to post the song and had nothing to say, and estrogen levels peak before sleep--mine do at least.. if I can find the acoustic version (of the song.. not the estrogen) I'll be in heaven.

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22 Comments:

someone's been watching the animal channel ;-)

nice to read you, sweet leeno.

By  SaudiEve, at 11 April, 2006 00:45  

hehe its good to be in the know ;p especially on those saucy issues!

By  Baroque, at 11 April, 2006 07:02  

Thank god I'm human; I wouldn't have it any other way.

P.S. It's not impossible for a guy to prolong his orgasm for more than 3 mins. Actually, it could last for about 10-15 mins or more, it just differs from one guy to another.

By  f_, at 11 April, 2006 15:36  

Eve:
Nice to have you sweetheart.

I don't watch animal planet.. all those damn bugs scare me.


Baroque:
Oh honey you aint seen saucy heh.


7enalto:
Wain il nas?

I can't get over it either.. I get goosebumps about it randomly during the day.


Raf:
What a coincidence.. that's what the male praying mantis said before the female chewed down his head.
.. and all his prayers were for naught.

Silly mantis.


Fedo:
I'll inform my professor that we may have a miracle marvel amongst us.

By  Trevelyana, at 11 April, 2006 22:40  

female = kicks ass
;)

By  confused arab chick, at 11 April, 2006 23:08  

Thanks for info honey ;)

By  Sedna, at 12 April, 2006 07:06  

Lol! If you compare it to the amount of time women take in 'putting on makeup', 'shopping', 'changing clothes', 20-30 minutes is nothing! Actually I would call it an achievment!

By  ghoweljlsfqwef, at 12 April, 2006 09:27  

I thought only pigs had 20-30 minute orgasms.

By  illogicist, at 12 April, 2006 18:53  

Oh Im sorry, was that chauvnistic? Wasnt meant to be!

By  illogicist, at 12 April, 2006 18:53  

CAC:
Hell ya!


Sedna:
Anytime hun.


Dotsson:
Quality man.. quality not quantity ;)


Z:
Pigs are lucky lil bastards. According to what I read it's human females as well.

It's ok I'm getting used to you being a chauvinist. I can't belieeeve your basket analogy heh.

By  Trevelyana, at 12 April, 2006 21:23  

Oh and I meant "medical marvel" up there.. don't know how I came up with miracle..

By  Trevelyana, at 12 April, 2006 21:24  

human females?

I'm with jaded.. when? where? HOW?

By  confused arab chick, at 13 April, 2006 00:45  

Jeez girls.. my mother reads this blog heh.

JS & CAC--
I have no idea what black widow has to do with anything heh.

20-30 minutes includes Resolution-- return to normal body state and blood pressure.
So one may not be at peak for the whole 30 minutes..
However if one is, one should definitely refer me to her companion heh.

By  Trevelyana, at 13 April, 2006 14:15  

Black Widow the spider?

By  Sedna, at 14 April, 2006 16:55  

what does a black widow have to do with this post?

A black widow's sexual partner dies after she's done with him.

To be more precise, "the remains of the male suitor often hangs like a trophy in the female's web". Or,the female eats the male during or after sexual intercourse.

By  SaudiEve, at 15 April, 2006 01:57  

Must be your lucky day. I do have the live acoustic version of the song.
I'm not sure if there are more than one version, or if it's the one that you're looking for =)

By  N.A., at 15 April, 2006 14:49  

shady q80:
Ya, no one bothered with the alternative meanings of devour and consume..
Romance must be dead.. just as well, eating the male is more interesting.


Sedna:
I had no idea.


Eve:
Eve to the rescue of the ill-informed. My insect knowledge is zilch.
Now lets see if a can sleep tonight with this new piece of info.


N.A:
I was JUST remembering you the other day and wondering if you're still on vacation.

I want ANY acoustic version.. this is way too poppy for my tase but I still love the song.
You're my new favorite person.

By  Trevelyana, at 15 April, 2006 17:00  

Aw that's so sweet. My mind and soul are still n vacation but I had to drag my body back to work. Ekh.

And how do you want the song delivered? I'll try the email on your profile page.

By  N.A., at 16 April, 2006 08:11  

3 minutes only? nope not me ;p lool

well did u know we can only have one orgasm at a time while women can have 6 ?

By  Dr.Lost, at 16 April, 2006 08:46  

N.A.:
I just realized today that I haven't had a free weekend since November. Either way, you're better off than I am.
Thanks again for the song hun.


DL:
Sorry, no soliciting in this blog.

I'll let you in on a little female realm secret.. 5 and 1/2 are fake.

By  Trevelyana, at 16 April, 2006 15:33  

hehehehehe way to go on the last comment leen!

but don't freak all the guys out by letting them in on our 'faking' skills.... their egos are much too fragile ;)

By  The Krispy Dixie, at 19 April, 2006 01:31  

I just wanted to see DL up there cry ;)
You gotta love their egoes though..

By  Trevelyana, at 19 April, 2006 17:57  

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